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Characters:Kevin,Mom,Burglar 1,Burglar 2
1.In the house in the evening
Kevin:Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Mom:What is the matter with you?
Kevin:He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose. He knows I hate sausage and olives...
Mom:Look what you did! Get upstairs now.
Kevin:Why?
Mom: Kevin, upstairs! Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin:"Good night, Kevin." Why do I get treated like scum?
Mom: There are 15 people, and only you have to make trouble. You're the only one acting up. Now get upstairs.
Kevin:I am upstairs, dummy! The third floor? It's scary up there. I'm sorry.
Mom: It's too late. Get upstairs.
Kevin: Everyone in this family hates me!
Mom:Then ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin: I don't want a new family. I don't want any family.
Mom:Stay up there. I don't want to see you again tonight.
Kevin: I don't want to see you for the rest of my life. I don't want to see anybody else either.
Mom:I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up and didn't have a family.
Kevin:No, I wouldn't.
Mom:Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin: I hope I never see any of you jerks again! I wish they would all just disappear.
Kevin: Mom?Dad? Where are you guys? I made my family disappear.(x2). I'm free!!!
(Kevin is dancing to music and eating popcorn.)
2.The burglars are watching Kevin
Burglar 1:What's the matter?
Burglar 2:I don't like the way that kid looked at me.
Burglar 1: Ever seen him before?
Burglar 2:I saw a hundred kids this week. Let's see what house he goes into.
Burglar 1:Why's he going faster?
Burglar 2:I told you something's wrong.
Burglar 1:He looked at me weird. Why would he run?
Burglar 2:Maybe he went in the church.
Burglar 1:He lives here. He's home alone.
Burglar 2:What? Do you want to come back tonight?Even with the kid here? I don't think that's a good idea.
Burglar 1:Ever since I saw that house, I wanted it.
Burglar 2:Let's get out of here.
Kevin:When those guys come back, I'll be ready.
3.Kevin is defending his house
Burglar 1:Nine o'clock.
Burglar 2:This way it's dark then.
Burglar 1:Yeah, kids are scared of the dark.
Burglar 2:You're afraid of the dark too. You know you are.
Burglar 1:No, I'm not.
Burglar 2:Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. It's Santy Claus and his elf.
Burglar 1: We're not gonna hurt you.
Burglar 2:No, no. We've got some nice presents for you. Be a good little fella now and open the door.
(Kevin hits them with the pillow when sees their faces in the door. Then he hides.)
Burglar 1:The little jerk is armed!
Burglar 2:That's it! I'm going in the front. You go down the basement!
Burglar 1:You little creep, where are you?
(Burglars stumble over the rope and fall down.)
Burglar 2:You're dead, kid.
Burglar 1:It's too late for you, kid, we're in the house. We're gonna get you.
Kevin: Okay, come and get me!
(Burglars step on the toys and fall down.)
Burglar 1:Now you're dead!
Burglar 2:I'm gonna kill that kid!
Kevin:You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more? Heads up!
(Kevin throws the bag on the rope into the burglars.)
Burglar 1:He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him. What is it? You're missing some teeth.
Burglar 2:Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him!
(Kevin calls the police.)
Kevin: Hello, my house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name is Murphy.
(The police catch the burglars.)
The policeman: We've been looking for you guys for a long time.
Burglar 1: Yeah. Well, remember, we're the "Wet Bandits."
Burglar 2:We'll come back!
Kevin: Goodbuy,guys.
4.Mom is back
Mom:Kevin!
Kevin:Mom?
Mom:Merry Christmas, sweetheart. Oh, Kevin, I'm so sorry.
Kevin:It's Okey ,Mom. I'm so happy you are home.
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